put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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