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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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