'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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