when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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