my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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