Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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