She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Randomize
