He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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