it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
high people should be assigned attendants
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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