My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
