i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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