week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I am available for nakedness
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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