he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize