I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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