Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize