How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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