Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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