why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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