After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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