i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
