Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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