Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
