in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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