He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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