I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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