I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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