Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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