I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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