Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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