The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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