that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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