how can u be prego again
Please, let me fuck your mom
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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