Moan for me like Helen Keller
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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