just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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