He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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