isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
