i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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