i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We need to get me chipped asap
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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