He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my being single is dangerous.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
