We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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