Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's not a walk of shame if you run
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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