That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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