it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I need to align my fucking chakras
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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