Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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