I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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