Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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