She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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