booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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