I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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