we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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