I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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